I am a woman above everything else

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I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.'

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When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.'

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I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly, as an asshole.'

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Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better'.

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Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who’ll die miserable?’

E já que estamos numa de pérolas...

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